There’s the obvious: 

1.  Put on more layers, especially if they’re wool or thick
2.  Drink warm beverages
3.  Always wear gloves, a hat/hood, and a scarf if your ego can handle it
4.  Wear thermalwear as a base layer (women can get away with leggings under jeans)

Outside of the house: 

1.  Stick on a HotHands adhesive body warmer. I put one in the middle of my chest, and if it’s really bad, on my triceps. A heated jacket would be the best but they’re EXPENSIVE. 

1.  Electric hand warmers: they’re a little pricier and on Amazon, but now you have permanent hand warmers. 

1.  If you’re a doomscroller, there are gloves that are designed to still be able to click your phone

1. Headphones always. My college campus is always so windy and earmuffs look stupid. They protect your ears from feeling like they’re about to fall off (so now the only thing that’s freezing is your nose and cheeks). 
2. Get drunk
3. DO NOT WEAR A SPRING FRAGRANCE. Prioritize vanilla, oud, anything that smells deep to trick your brain.

Inside of the house: 

1. Heated blanket: you can get one at Walmart for $35

1. Get drunk
2. Take something with a PEG 400 solvent
3. Put a fridge in your room that runs nonstop
4. Or a cheap space heater…
5. Stop buying t-shirts

Lastly, my credentials: